gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

snorlaxatives:

MILA KUNIS IS PRGNANT WITH ASHTON KUTCHERS KID IT’S LIKE JACKIE AND KELSO ARE STARTING A FAMILY I’M SO HAPPY

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…