generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker